I have no idea what I’m doing and you can’t stop me.
Author, Trans Woman, Hypno Domme, Hopeless Romantic, Sadist, newly out system.
Pronouns are She/It, perpetually happy HRT gave me titties and sad it didn’t give me tentacles.
I had shame once.
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Dating: @lunasorcery
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In the Batman: The Animated Series episode "Almost Got 'Im," different villains tell stories of the time they "almost killed Batman."
The Penguin has not just a single deathtrap, but a main deathtrap -- spraying Batman with nectar and sending hummingbirds with poisoned beaks after him -- and a backup deathtrap.
The second deathtrap? "Put a cassowary near Batman." That was it. That was the whole second trap. IT ALMOST WORKED.
Cassowaries are my go-to example for how birds are not descended from dinosaurs, birds are dinosaurs, and some of them really want to remind us mammals of that fact.
Cassowaries are what happens if someone taught a Utahraptor how to hate.
Cassowaries are evidence that Satan is an orinthologist
When Australia went to war with Emus, the Emus won. Emus are herbivores. Cassowaries are what happens when Emus develop a taste for blood.
Do not fuck with the murder bird it has instincts intact from when its ancestors screamed defiance at Tyrant Lizard Kings and now it looks at us and sees mammals that forgot they belong in the dirt.
I've been going through my old stuff and re-reading it and just am sharing stuff I find that I am particularly proud of, because ADHD brain means I've forgotten half of these posts ever existed and so they're fresh and new to me. :3
Then I saw how beautiful she is
When she smiles for another
While we smile together
And I realize her heart is bigger
Than even I can fill.