I have no idea what I’m doing and you can’t stop me.

Author, Trans Woman, Hypno Domme, Hopeless Romantic, Sadist, newly out system.

Pronouns are She/It, perpetually happy HRT gave me titties and sad it didn’t give me tentacles.

I had shame once.

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trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

Kangaroos can be six foot tall???

Holy crap



RaziiBerri
@RaziiBerri
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iamarat
@iamarat

In the Batman: The Animated Series episode "Almost Got 'Im," different villains tell stories of the time they "almost killed Batman."

The Penguin has not just a single deathtrap, but a main deathtrap -- spraying Batman with nectar and sending hummingbirds with poisoned beaks after him -- and a backup deathtrap.

The second deathtrap? "Put a cassowary near Batman." That was it. That was the whole second trap. IT ALMOST WORKED.


estrogen-and-spite
@estrogen-and-spite

Cassowaries are my go-to example for how birds are not descended from dinosaurs, birds are dinosaurs, and some of them really want to remind us mammals of that fact.

Cassowaries are what happens if someone taught a Utahraptor how to hate.

Cassowaries are evidence that Satan is an orinthologist

When Australia went to war with Emus, the Emus won. Emus are herbivores. Cassowaries are what happens when Emus develop a taste for blood.

Do not fuck with the murder bird it has instincts intact from when its ancestors screamed defiance at Tyrant Lizard Kings and now it looks at us and sees mammals that forgot they belong in the dirt.